WorldCom Ex-CEO Found Guilty
The Ex-CEO of WorldCom (the company that just kept on stealing) has found Guilty!
The authorities had been looking for this rare, little maggot called Guilty for a long time. Now they can thank ex-CEO Bernard Ebbers for finding it.
Ebbers wanted to keep the maggot for himself, just as he wanted to keep all the money he stole from WorldCom, but it wasn't meant to be.
So, now Mr. Ebbers gets to spend up to 85 years in prison.